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johnlreeb
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This week is:
National Robotics Week.
If we build enough robots to make American products, we can bury the Chinese human workers.
National Animal Control Appreciation Week.
How's that workin for the rat population in New York and Chicago?
National Dog Bite Prevention Week.
It's not too late to remove their teeth.
American Indian Awareness Week.
PC that's not so PC.
Pan American Week.
https://youtu.be/bKqQgNZylLw
Today is:
Chinese Almond Cookie Day.
You haven't Chinese for dinner if there was no cookie stapled in that weird paper.
Jenkins Ear Day.
Is there a more valid reason for war than showing your well preserved former personal protuberance?
Name Yourself Day.
Today I shall be Donald Trump.
National Unicorn Day.
Horny horse.
Appomattox Day.
Appomattox Courthouse, just another Civil War Memorial that must be torn down and sent to the fires of hell.
Birthdays:
Rudy Huxtable, 38
Gerard Arthur Way, 41
Jenna Marie Massoli, 44
Miranda Hobbes, 52
Marc Jacobs, 55
Dennis William Quaid, 64
National Robotics Week.
If we build enough robots to make American products, we can bury the Chinese human workers.
National Animal Control Appreciation Week.
How's that workin for the rat population in New York and Chicago?
National Dog Bite Prevention Week.
It's not too late to remove their teeth.
American Indian Awareness Week.
PC that's not so PC.
Pan American Week.
https://youtu.be/bKqQgNZylLwToday is:
Chinese Almond Cookie Day.
You haven't Chinese for dinner if there was no cookie stapled in that weird paper.
Jenkins Ear Day.
Is there a more valid reason for war than showing your well preserved former personal protuberance?
Name Yourself Day.
Today I shall be Donald Trump.
National Unicorn Day.
Horny horse.
Appomattox Day.
Appomattox Courthouse, just another Civil War Memorial that must be torn down and sent to the fires of hell.
Birthdays:
Rudy Huxtable, 38
Gerard Arthur Way, 41
Jenna Marie Massoli, 44
Miranda Hobbes, 52
Marc Jacobs, 55
Dennis William Quaid, 64
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