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johnlreeb
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This week is
National Scoop the Poop Week.
If you own a dog and don't do this each and every time your precious poopsy poops in public, I will find you and I will force you to walk barefoot all day in poopsy's poop.
Screen-Free Week.
Turn off the TV. Turn off the monitor. Turn off the smart phone. Do this for seven long, grueling, arduous, excruciating days and nights of boredom and get to know your siblings and parents.
Air Quality Awareness Week.
Air should not be visible.
Choose Privacy Week.
We don't have a pressing need to know if your poop floats, what you are about to eat, which TV program you binge watch, that you are walking into Starbucks, or how many likes your selfie got.
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This is
Confederate Memorial Day.
Quick, someone call the PC Police!
National Honesty Day.
Politicians have, so far, managed to eliminated this from calendars.
National Military Brats Day.
I like mine cooked over perfectly aligned coals, exactly centered on a hoagie bun with fried onion and mustard. Ketchup will get you courts marshalled.
National Spank Out Day.
All parents, guardians, and caregivers are encouraged to refrain from hitting children on April 30th.
Tell them tomorrow will come. Tomorrow they will be punished. Anticipation is a good thing.
Hairstyle Appreciation Day.
Two I will never appreciate are the Side Show Bob look and the tied into a ball on top of the head look and the man bun.
National Raisin Day.
Created by the first person who forgot to harvest the grapes.
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Birthdays:
Kirsten Caroline Dunst, 35
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali, 37
Leonard Leakey Hofstadter, 42
Phyllis Lindstrom, 92
National Scoop the Poop Week.
If you own a dog and don't do this each and every time your precious poopsy poops in public, I will find you and I will force you to walk barefoot all day in poopsy's poop.
Screen-Free Week.
Turn off the TV. Turn off the monitor. Turn off the smart phone. Do this for seven long, grueling, arduous, excruciating days and nights of boredom and get to know your siblings and parents.
Air Quality Awareness Week.
Air should not be visible.
Choose Privacy Week.
We don't have a pressing need to know if your poop floats, what you are about to eat, which TV program you binge watch, that you are walking into Starbucks, or how many likes your selfie got.
3030303031303030
This is
Confederate Memorial Day.
Quick, someone call the PC Police!
National Honesty Day.
Politicians have, so far, managed to eliminated this from calendars.
National Military Brats Day.
I like mine cooked over perfectly aligned coals, exactly centered on a hoagie bun with fried onion and mustard. Ketchup will get you courts marshalled.
National Spank Out Day.
All parents, guardians, and caregivers are encouraged to refrain from hitting children on April 30th.
Tell them tomorrow will come. Tomorrow they will be punished. Anticipation is a good thing.
Hairstyle Appreciation Day.
Two I will never appreciate are the Side Show Bob look and the tied into a ball on top of the head look and the man bun.
National Raisin Day.
Created by the first person who forgot to harvest the grapes.
303030130303030
Birthdays:
Kirsten Caroline Dunst, 35
Rajesh Ramayan Koothrappali, 37
Leonard Leakey Hofstadter, 42
Phyllis Lindstrom, 92
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