What Day Is It?
Options
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Great American Grump Out.
This is the day all of the grumpy old people sit on their porches and yell obscenities to anyone who dares to desecrate their lawns with dirty dog feet.
World Tuna Day.
Protect wild tuna by eating only farm raised, diseased, chemically infused, gluten rich fish forced to live in small cells in untreated sewer water.
Project Aces Day.
The only day per year that some of the obese children of obese parents get to work off some of the billions of calories devoured per year.
National Fire Day.
Herostratus' favorite holiday.
International Take A Baby to Lunch Day.
Some misunderstanding people may call this kidnapping. So, please, only your own children this year.
National Truffle Day.
Chocolate coated mushrooms anyone?
Birthdays:
Kelly Erin Hannon, 37
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, 45
Donatella Francesca Versace, 62
Christine Jane Baranski, 66
Arnold George Dorsey, 82
This is the day all of the grumpy old people sit on their porches and yell obscenities to anyone who dares to desecrate their lawns with dirty dog feet.
World Tuna Day.
Protect wild tuna by eating only farm raised, diseased, chemically infused, gluten rich fish forced to live in small cells in untreated sewer water.
Project Aces Day.
The only day per year that some of the obese children of obese parents get to work off some of the billions of calories devoured per year.
National Fire Day.
Herostratus' favorite holiday.
International Take A Baby to Lunch Day.
Some misunderstanding people may call this kidnapping. So, please, only your own children this year.
National Truffle Day.
Chocolate coated mushrooms anyone?
Birthdays:
Kelly Erin Hannon, 37
Dwayne Douglas Johnson, 45
Donatella Francesca Versace, 62
Christine Jane Baranski, 66
Arnold George Dorsey, 82
0
This discussion has been closed.