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johnlreeb
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This week is:
World Cocktail Week.
Remember those 7 day benders in college? You're a day late.
Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week.
The circle of life begins with mom as your life coach. Then in your teen years she "coaches" your dating choices until you meet your head coach who nags, er um, "coaches" you til the day she allows you to die.
National Correctional Officer's Week.
https://youtu.be/wclo6KMZr28
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Today is:
National Tourism Day.
Visit Chicago. Don't forget your body armor.
Roast Leg of Lamb Day.
Hmm, should I keep this cute little lamb for it's wool, or should I kill it, dismember it, and throw it's legs into a fire?
Paste Up Day.
Paste ups: those round shiny round things strippers wear to protect their modesty?
National Cosmopolitan Day.
If you ever observe a man ordering one of those, immediately confiscate his man card and burn it right there in front of him.
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Birthdays:
Aiden Mackenzy Bryant, 30
Nora Louise Kuzma, 50
Robert Edward Knievel III, 55
Carlos Alomar, 62
William Kreutzmann, 72
World Cocktail Week.
Remember those 7 day benders in college? You're a day late.
Dating and Life Coach Recognition Week.
The circle of life begins with mom as your life coach. Then in your teen years she "coaches" your dating choices until you meet your head coach who nags, er um, "coaches" you til the day she allows you to die.
National Correctional Officer's Week.
https://youtu.be/wclo6KMZr2877777777777787777777777
Today is:
National Tourism Day.
Visit Chicago. Don't forget your body armor.
Roast Leg of Lamb Day.
Hmm, should I keep this cute little lamb for it's wool, or should I kill it, dismember it, and throw it's legs into a fire?
Paste Up Day.
Paste ups: those round shiny round things strippers wear to protect their modesty?
National Cosmopolitan Day.
If you ever observe a man ordering one of those, immediately confiscate his man card and burn it right there in front of him.
7777777777877777777
Birthdays:
Aiden Mackenzy Bryant, 30
Nora Louise Kuzma, 50
Robert Edward Knievel III, 55
Carlos Alomar, 62
William Kreutzmann, 72
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