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johnlreeb
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Confederate Memorial Day.
The ultimate un-PC holiday. Makes me wonder which slave owner statues (not in National Statuary Hall) will come down today. What is the word for Liberal Bigot?
National Shrimp Day.
This is THE day for all of you Jumbo short people.
National Clean Up Your Room Day.
Are you that 40 year old virgin still living in mom and dad's attic dormer they added on when you were 11? Guys pick up your dirty white tube sox and tighty whities, and gals your granny panties.
National Small Business Day.
I'm still waiting for my SBA loan to convert my street corner reefer sales to my mom and pop medical and recreational marijuana dispensary.
Trust Your Intuition Day.
This worked well for Amelia Earhart, Douglas Corrigan, George Custer, and Edward John Smith.
National Mom’s Nite Out.
Because we need her to cook a big meal for us this Sunday.
Birthdays:
Kenan Thompson, 39
Paul David Hewson, 57
Donovan Philips Leitch, 72
The ultimate un-PC holiday. Makes me wonder which slave owner statues (not in National Statuary Hall) will come down today. What is the word for Liberal Bigot?
National Shrimp Day.
This is THE day for all of you Jumbo short people.
National Clean Up Your Room Day.
Are you that 40 year old virgin still living in mom and dad's attic dormer they added on when you were 11? Guys pick up your dirty white tube sox and tighty whities, and gals your granny panties.
National Small Business Day.
I'm still waiting for my SBA loan to convert my street corner reefer sales to my mom and pop medical and recreational marijuana dispensary.
Trust Your Intuition Day.
This worked well for Amelia Earhart, Douglas Corrigan, George Custer, and Edward John Smith.
National Mom’s Nite Out.
Because we need her to cook a big meal for us this Sunday.
Birthdays:
Kenan Thompson, 39
Paul David Hewson, 57
Donovan Philips Leitch, 72
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