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johnlreeb
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World Turtle Day.
If that race had been with a hare and a turtle, the rabbit would drowned and been eaten by an eel.
World Orienting Day.
OK, everyone Chinese take out for all three meals.
National Lucky Penny Day.
You spy a penny in the crosswalk that someone lost. You know if you pick it up and save it for the rest of your miserable existence, you will enjoy a life of wealth and happiness. You bend down to pick it up. A bus runs you over.
National Taffy Day.
If have dentures, eat some. I dare you.
Birthdays:
Jewel Kilcher, 43
Carol Peletier, 52
Drew Allison Carey, 60
Juan Manuel Quiñones, 65
Joan Henrietta Collins, 85
If that race had been with a hare and a turtle, the rabbit would drowned and been eaten by an eel.
World Orienting Day.
OK, everyone Chinese take out for all three meals.
National Lucky Penny Day.
You spy a penny in the crosswalk that someone lost. You know if you pick it up and save it for the rest of your miserable existence, you will enjoy a life of wealth and happiness. You bend down to pick it up. A bus runs you over.
National Taffy Day.
If have dentures, eat some. I dare you.
Birthdays:
Jewel Kilcher, 43
Carol Peletier, 52
Drew Allison Carey, 60
Juan Manuel Quiñones, 65
Joan Henrietta Collins, 85
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