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johnlreeb
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Don't Fry Day.
Do not tan, seek shade, wear sun-protective clothing, generously apply sunscreen to every inch of your body that has ever seen the sun, use extra caution near water, snow, sand, concrete, black top, grass, dirt, or polyester, close your curtains and shut your blinds because the sun is evil and will kill you.
Towel Day.
Don't be shy. Wear one. No one will notice.
National Brown Bag It Day.
This could be messy if you plan to have soup for lunch.
National Wine Day.
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther.
But liquor is quicker.
Carb Day.
Take the car cover off your '63 Studebaker Avanti, open the carb with a pen, fire it up, and cruise baby.
National Tap Dance Day.
Get your zoot suit out of mothballs and polish your tap shoes because there is no frumpy walking today. It's happy Tap Dancing everywhere.
Birthdays:
Jonathan Crane, 42
Anne Celeste Heche, 48
Michael John Myers, 55
John William "Paul" Weller, Jr. 60
Ian Murray McKellen, 78
Do not tan, seek shade, wear sun-protective clothing, generously apply sunscreen to every inch of your body that has ever seen the sun, use extra caution near water, snow, sand, concrete, black top, grass, dirt, or polyester, close your curtains and shut your blinds because the sun is evil and will kill you.
Towel Day.
Don't be shy. Wear one. No one will notice.
National Brown Bag It Day.
This could be messy if you plan to have soup for lunch.
National Wine Day.
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.” ― Martin Luther.
But liquor is quicker.
Carb Day.
Take the car cover off your '63 Studebaker Avanti, open the carb with a pen, fire it up, and cruise baby.
National Tap Dance Day.
Get your zoot suit out of mothballs and polish your tap shoes because there is no frumpy walking today. It's happy Tap Dancing everywhere.
Birthdays:
Jonathan Crane, 42
Anne Celeste Heche, 48
Michael John Myers, 55
John William "Paul" Weller, Jr. 60
Ian Murray McKellen, 78
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