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johnlreeb
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Learn About Composting Day.
Things to leave out of your pile:
Poop, Grannie's ashes, Blood stained clothing, Human legs, arms, torsos, or heads, Booze bottles, and ammo casings.
International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers.
That's working well... nowhere.
National Coq Au Vin Day.
How do those French rascals get the rooster to drink wine before they kill it?
Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.
Michael J. Lindell wants to sell you a pillow for that, but wait... there's more.
End of the Middle Ages Day.
How do "they" know it happened on May 29? Why not the 31st?
National Biscuit Day.
Biscuits and gravy is the real reason we couldn't allow the South to secede.
Chomolungma Day.
The British decided to name it, instead, after a British surveyor.
Pink Flamingo Day.
If you ever hear a man order one or even take a sip of one, immediately tear up his guy card.
Birthdays:
Riley Keough, 29
Sophia Burset, 46
Noel Gallagher, 51
Melissa Etheridge, 57
La Toya Yvonne Jackson, 62
Maureen Reillette Jackson, 68
Things to leave out of your pile:
Poop, Grannie's ashes, Blood stained clothing, Human legs, arms, torsos, or heads, Booze bottles, and ammo casings.
International Day of United Nations Peacekeepers.
That's working well... nowhere.
National Coq Au Vin Day.
How do those French rascals get the rooster to drink wine before they kill it?
Put a Pillow on Your Fridge Day.
Michael J. Lindell wants to sell you a pillow for that, but wait... there's more.
End of the Middle Ages Day.
How do "they" know it happened on May 29? Why not the 31st?
National Biscuit Day.
Biscuits and gravy is the real reason we couldn't allow the South to secede.
Chomolungma Day.
The British decided to name it, instead, after a British surveyor.
Pink Flamingo Day.
If you ever hear a man order one or even take a sip of one, immediately tear up his guy card.
Birthdays:
Riley Keough, 29
Sophia Burset, 46
Noel Gallagher, 51
Melissa Etheridge, 57
La Toya Yvonne Jackson, 62
Maureen Reillette Jackson, 68
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