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johnlreeb
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This month is
Celibacy Awareness Month.
Once practiced by Catholic Priests.
Potty Training Awareness Month.
Ladies, please remember to return the seat to the upright position.
Lane Courtesy Month.
If you can't do 80 or better, get the hell out of the way.
World Naked Bike Ride Month.
Please check the weather forecast this year and remember, large groups of riders are harder to arrest.
International Surf Music Month.
https://youtu.be/Y0y8MmV3rww
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Today is
National Leave the Office Early Day
No one will notice your empty, pathetic, tiny, lifeless cubicle with the phone continuously ringing and the boss on the intercom saying "Bueller, Bueller".
Mike, The Headless Chicken Day.
Shouldn't that have been Michelle?
Say Something Nice Day.
Something nice.
National Go Barefoot Day.
Well, if you are going to be naked anyway your feet should be too.
National Donut Day.
Free doughnuts at
Global Day of Parents.
Let the kids make their own meals today. Mom and dad will be spending the day with their cocktails.
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Birthdays:
Amy Beth Schumer, 37
Sarah Wayne Callies, 41
Alanis Nadine Morissette, 44
Heidi Klum, 45
Ronald David Wood, 71
Morgan Freeman, 81
Celibacy Awareness Month.
Once practiced by Catholic Priests.
Potty Training Awareness Month.
Ladies, please remember to return the seat to the upright position.
Lane Courtesy Month.
If you can't do 80 or better, get the hell out of the way.
World Naked Bike Ride Month.
Please check the weather forecast this year and remember, large groups of riders are harder to arrest.
International Surf Music Month.
https://youtu.be/Y0y8MmV3rww1111111121111111
Today is
National Leave the Office Early Day
No one will notice your empty, pathetic, tiny, lifeless cubicle with the phone continuously ringing and the boss on the intercom saying "Bueller, Bueller".
Mike, The Headless Chicken Day.
Shouldn't that have been Michelle?
Say Something Nice Day.
Something nice.
National Go Barefoot Day.
Well, if you are going to be naked anyway your feet should be too.
National Donut Day.
Free doughnuts at
Global Day of Parents.
Let the kids make their own meals today. Mom and dad will be spending the day with their cocktails.
1111112111111111
Birthdays:
Amy Beth Schumer, 37
Sarah Wayne Callies, 41
Alanis Nadine Morissette, 44
Heidi Klum, 45
Ronald David Wood, 71
Morgan Freeman, 81
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