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johnlreeb
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Atheists Pride Day.
After much deep, time consuming and thorough research I finally found their only prayer and I'm sharing it with you.
Drive In Movie Day.
Millennials will never know propping a bad speaker onto the car window and not watching a movie playing on a big screen in front of 199 of 200 cars with steamed up windows.
Global Running Day.
When in Chicago, run like someone is shooting at you....because they are.
National Gardening Exercise Day.
Tomato plants, jumping jacks. Beans, deep knee bends. Peppers, Jog in place.
National Higher Education Day.
Colleges and universities are the last bastions protecting students from the real world. Thus, we have created millennials.
Russian Language Day.
If they won't learn to talk American, send them Commies back to Russia.
Birthdays:
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 11
Lucius Malfoy, 55
Tomás Enrique Araya Díaz, 57
Steven Siro Vai, 58
Sandra Bernhard, 63
Robert Barton Englund, 71
After much deep, time consuming and thorough research I finally found their only prayer and I'm sharing it with you.
Drive In Movie Day.
Millennials will never know propping a bad speaker onto the car window and not watching a movie playing on a big screen in front of 199 of 200 cars with steamed up windows.
Global Running Day.
When in Chicago, run like someone is shooting at you....because they are.
National Gardening Exercise Day.
Tomato plants, jumping jacks. Beans, deep knee bends. Peppers, Jog in place.
National Higher Education Day.
Colleges and universities are the last bastions protecting students from the real world. Thus, we have created millennials.
Russian Language Day.
If they won't learn to talk American, send them Commies back to Russia.
Birthdays:
Lily Tucker-Pritchett, 11
Lucius Malfoy, 55
Tomás Enrique Araya Díaz, 57
Steven Siro Vai, 58
Sandra Bernhard, 63
Robert Barton Englund, 71
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