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johnlreeb
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Baby Boomers Recognition Day.
They/we are easy to recognize. Look for someone with a bald guy ponytail trying to figure out how to fold that shiny new walker with freshly cut tennis balls on its feet.
Litha.
Litha fallth on June twenty-firth thith year becauthe thith ith thummer tholstith.
National Dump The Pump Day.
Sneak up on a gas pump that's not paying attention and topple it over. Then run like hell.
Recess at Work Day.
Twenty minutes in the parking lot for hopscotch or just scotch.
National Selfie Day.
Celebrating the first duck lips.
Go Skateboarding Day.
All ER, EMT, and First Responders' days off are cancelled today. The dad population will be decimated.
Atheist Solidarity Day.
God knows they need this.
International Day of Yoga.
Uttanasana is the ideal pose for the release of natural gases.
International Make Music Day.
https://youtu.be/TXGNuJ6wIes
Birthdays:
Rebecca Renee Black, 21
Brandon Richard Flowers, 37
Star-Lord, 39
Juliette Lake Lewis, 45
David Mark Morrissey, 54
Elyse Keaton, 71
Steven Keaton, 71
Raymond Douglas Davies, 74
They/we are easy to recognize. Look for someone with a bald guy ponytail trying to figure out how to fold that shiny new walker with freshly cut tennis balls on its feet.
Litha.
Litha fallth on June twenty-firth thith year becauthe thith ith thummer tholstith.
National Dump The Pump Day.
Sneak up on a gas pump that's not paying attention and topple it over. Then run like hell.
Recess at Work Day.
Twenty minutes in the parking lot for hopscotch or just scotch.
National Selfie Day.
Celebrating the first duck lips.
Go Skateboarding Day.
All ER, EMT, and First Responders' days off are cancelled today. The dad population will be decimated.
Atheist Solidarity Day.
God knows they need this.
International Day of Yoga.
Uttanasana is the ideal pose for the release of natural gases.
International Make Music Day.
https://youtu.be/TXGNuJ6wIesBirthdays:
Rebecca Renee Black, 21
Brandon Richard Flowers, 37
Star-Lord, 39
Juliette Lake Lewis, 45
David Mark Morrissey, 54
Elyse Keaton, 71
Steven Keaton, 71
Raymond Douglas Davies, 74
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