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johnlreeb
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Decide to be Married Day.
Sounds passionately romantic. At least no one has to take a knee.
Happy Birthday to You Day.
If Patty and Mildred hadn't been Sunday school teachers, what would we be singing off key?
National Parchment Cooking Day.
Even if you carefully filet and trim it, it's still tough and gives me heartburn, no matter how it's cooked.
National Orange Blossom Day.
It smells good, doesn't it? Go ahead. Pick it. You just killed a future orange.
National Ice Cream Cake Day.
I know. It's too obvious, but I'll say it anyhow. They always messes up my oven.
National Indian Pudding Day.
Why aren't the Liberal Leftist Democratic Libtard Anti-Christian Communist Snowflakes protesting and demanding the name be changed to Indigenous Native American Pudding Day?
Birthdays:
Carl Grimes, 19
Neville Longbottom, 29
Tara Chambler, 30
Finnick Odair, 32
Peter Parker I, 43
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams, 52
Vera Ellen Wang, 69
Sounds passionately romantic. At least no one has to take a knee.
Happy Birthday to You Day.
If Patty and Mildred hadn't been Sunday school teachers, what would we be singing off key?
National Parchment Cooking Day.
Even if you carefully filet and trim it, it's still tough and gives me heartburn, no matter how it's cooked.
National Orange Blossom Day.
It smells good, doesn't it? Go ahead. Pick it. You just killed a future orange.
National Ice Cream Cake Day.
I know. It's too obvious, but I'll say it anyhow. They always messes up my oven.
National Indian Pudding Day.
Why aren't the Liberal Leftist Democratic Libtard Anti-Christian Communist Snowflakes protesting and demanding the name be changed to Indigenous Native American Pudding Day?
Birthdays:
Carl Grimes, 19
Neville Longbottom, 29
Tara Chambler, 30
Finnick Odair, 32
Peter Parker I, 43
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams, 52
Vera Ellen Wang, 69
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