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johnlreeb
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National Handshake Day.
It's easy. Grab hand and shake...unless you miss. Then make something up so you don't look as awkward as the whole world sees you.
National Bomb Pop Day.
They don't explode. They are not carbonated. Lime is white. Rasberry is blue. Makes sense to me.
National Tapioca Day.
Pudding with the consistency of wet boogers. Enjoy.
International Body Piercing Day.
Ears? OK. Belly button? Sexy. Nose? Booger. Tongue? Nope. Nipple? Ouch. Eyebrow? Stye.
Tau Day.
This is a very exciting, tremulous, and commoving day in the life of mathematicians. So, raise your glass of exactly 236.588237 milliliters of milk!
Happy Heart Hugs Day.
https://youtu.be/NL7nLSSSWjw
Birthdays:
John Paul Cusack, 52
Anne Marie Wilkes Dugan, 70
Melvin Kaminsky, 92
It's easy. Grab hand and shake...unless you miss. Then make something up so you don't look as awkward as the whole world sees you.
National Bomb Pop Day.
They don't explode. They are not carbonated. Lime is white. Rasberry is blue. Makes sense to me.
National Tapioca Day.
Pudding with the consistency of wet boogers. Enjoy.
International Body Piercing Day.
Ears? OK. Belly button? Sexy. Nose? Booger. Tongue? Nope. Nipple? Ouch. Eyebrow? Stye.
Tau Day.
This is a very exciting, tremulous, and commoving day in the life of mathematicians. So, raise your glass of exactly 236.588237 milliliters of milk!
Happy Heart Hugs Day.
https://youtu.be/NL7nLSSSWjwBirthdays:
John Paul Cusack, 52
Anne Marie Wilkes Dugan, 70
Melvin Kaminsky, 92
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Wow! Mel Brooks is 92? Hope he hangs on to give us "Space Balls II - In Search of Mo' Money".1
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