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johnlreeb
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July is:
Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Sorry, this has been cancelled and replaced by Text While Driving Kill Your Friends Month.
Independent Retailer Month.
How's that working for ya, Sears, K Mart and Toys R Us?
National Hot Dog Month.
Mustard. Never, ever under any circumstance, ketchup! And when did catsup become ketchup?
National Doghouse Repairs Month.
If you're gonna spend time there, guys, at least fix it up and maybe add a mini fridge for your beer.
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This week is:
Be Nice To New Jersey Week.
There are only 6 more days. You can do this, especially if you're in any one of the other 49.
Beans and Bacon Days.
Only in Wisconsin can you enter the Ms. Beanette and Mr. Bean or Mr. Bacon pageants.
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Today is:
I Forgot Day.
Finally! A holiday I can remember.
National Anisette Day.
Any man who has enjoyed one, must turn in his guy card.
World UFO Day.
This is the one day of the year "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a documentary.
Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day.
What a better world we would have if our politicians feared speaking "exaggerations" in public.
Kirkpinar Oil Wrestling Festival.
Turkish ladies, get your dollar bills ready!
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Birthdays:
Lindsay Dee Lohan, 32
John Garvin Weir, 34
Lawrence Gene David, 71
Richard Lee Petty, 81
Cell Phone Courtesy Month.
Sorry, this has been cancelled and replaced by Text While Driving Kill Your Friends Month.
Independent Retailer Month.
How's that working for ya, Sears, K Mart and Toys R Us?
National Hot Dog Month.
Mustard. Never, ever under any circumstance, ketchup! And when did catsup become ketchup?
National Doghouse Repairs Month.
If you're gonna spend time there, guys, at least fix it up and maybe add a mini fridge for your beer.
7272727272727232727272
This week is:
Be Nice To New Jersey Week.
There are only 6 more days. You can do this, especially if you're in any one of the other 49.
Beans and Bacon Days.
Only in Wisconsin can you enter the Ms. Beanette and Mr. Bean or Mr. Bacon pageants.
727272727273727272727272
Today is:
I Forgot Day.
Finally! A holiday I can remember.
National Anisette Day.
Any man who has enjoyed one, must turn in his guy card.
World UFO Day.
This is the one day of the year "Plan 9 From Outer Space" is a documentary.
Freedom From Fear of Public Speaking Day.
What a better world we would have if our politicians feared speaking "exaggerations" in public.
Kirkpinar Oil Wrestling Festival.
Turkish ladies, get your dollar bills ready!
727272727273723727272
Birthdays:
Lindsay Dee Lohan, 32
John Garvin Weir, 34
Lawrence Gene David, 71
Richard Lee Petty, 81
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