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johnlreeb
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Cow Appreciation Day.
Get your cow suit and makeup out of storage and go get that free sandwich. Nothing about that makes you a weird mooch.
Don't Step on a Bee Day.
They don't like that and will get revenge.
National Pina Colada Day.
The only time a guy can order one is poolside on a tropical island. Any other time is grounds for losing your man card.
Teddy Bears' Picnic Day/
Please, if you are over the age of 11, just don't.
National Clerihew Day.
We have a new President Trump
Using Twitter he won the stump.
but his continuous tweeting
Post-win seems defeating.
Hillary Clinton
is not job smitten;
commitment hesitant,
she would've rather been President.
Birthdays:
Jessica Ann Simpson, 38
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett,46
Gary Levox, 48
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, 67
Arlo Davy Guthrie, 71
Mavis Staples, 78
Get your cow suit and makeup out of storage and go get that free sandwich. Nothing about that makes you a weird mooch.
Don't Step on a Bee Day.
They don't like that and will get revenge.
National Pina Colada Day.
The only time a guy can order one is poolside on a tropical island. Any other time is grounds for losing your man card.
Teddy Bears' Picnic Day/
Please, if you are over the age of 11, just don't.
National Clerihew Day.
We have a new President Trump
Using Twitter he won the stump.
but his continuous tweeting
Post-win seems defeating.
Hillary Clinton
is not job smitten;
commitment hesitant,
she would've rather been President.
Birthdays:
Jessica Ann Simpson, 38
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett,46
Gary Levox, 48
Phyllis Lapin-Vance, 67
Arlo Davy Guthrie, 71
Mavis Staples, 78
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