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johnlreeb
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Flitch Day.
One full year plus one day of unbridled marital bliss can earn this holy grail.
Get to Know Your Customer Day.
Pick up a Papa John's pizza and the cheapest six pack in your Walmart beer aisle and invite yourself in to your customer's home any time after the 10 PM news. You will get to know your customer.
Raspberry Cake Day.
One more way to get those damn little seeds stuck between your teeth and drive your tongue crazy.
National Daiquiri Day,
Margarita for sissies who can't handle Tequila.
Stick Out Your Tongue Day.
This could lead to not so sleep-filled sleepovers, slaps from sleazebags, sledgehammer slugs, slanderous slinky slurs, or nothing.
National Tell A Girl She's Beautiful Day.
Don't forget someday she will be a woman and know a thousand ways to torture a man.
Birthdays:
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, 42
Anthony Charles Edwards, 56
Brian Harold May, 71
Bernard Mathew Leadon, 71
Florencia Bisenta de Casillas-Martinez Cardona, 77
Lizzie Andrew Borden, 158
One full year plus one day of unbridled marital bliss can earn this holy grail.
Get to Know Your Customer Day.
Pick up a Papa John's pizza and the cheapest six pack in your Walmart beer aisle and invite yourself in to your customer's home any time after the 10 PM news. You will get to know your customer.
Raspberry Cake Day.
One more way to get those damn little seeds stuck between your teeth and drive your tongue crazy.
National Daiquiri Day,
Margarita for sissies who can't handle Tequila.
Stick Out Your Tongue Day.
This could lead to not so sleep-filled sleepovers, slaps from sleazebags, sledgehammer slugs, slanderous slinky slurs, or nothing.
National Tell A Girl She's Beautiful Day.
Don't forget someday she will be a woman and know a thousand ways to torture a man.
Birthdays:
Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch, 42
Anthony Charles Edwards, 56
Brian Harold May, 71
Bernard Mathew Leadon, 71
Florencia Bisenta de Casillas-Martinez Cardona, 77
Lizzie Andrew Borden, 158
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