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johnlreeb
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National Carousel Day.
In DC this is called Congress Is In Session.
National Hot Fudge Sundae Day.
Modified milk ingredients, sugar, glucose, mono and diglycerides, guar gum, polysorbate 80, carrageenan and artificial flavors topped with whipped cream that has never seen a cow, warm fake fudge, and topped with a cherry that was never, ever that red on a tree. Enjoy your calorie bomb.
Thread the Needle Day.
Avoid like the plague any cliches that cry over spilled milk because every cloud has a silver lining even when you go climb a tree dressed up and nowhere to go barking up the wrong tree.
National Wine and Cheese Day.
Ever since Trump's election, it's been changed to Whine and Sleaze Day for the Dems and dose haters.
Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day.
If you can't find your neighborhood hypnotist, use Tequila. It's made from the agave plant, so it's a vegetable and therefor healthy for you and enough of it guarantees to make you happy.
Act Like A Caveman Day.
Please, this year make sure your loincloth is secured.
Birthdays:
Louise Joy Brown, 40
Joseph Francis Tribbiani, Jr. 51
Zara Mohamed Abdulmajid, 63
Verdine White, 67
In DC this is called Congress Is In Session.
National Hot Fudge Sundae Day.
Modified milk ingredients, sugar, glucose, mono and diglycerides, guar gum, polysorbate 80, carrageenan and artificial flavors topped with whipped cream that has never seen a cow, warm fake fudge, and topped with a cherry that was never, ever that red on a tree. Enjoy your calorie bomb.
Thread the Needle Day.
Avoid like the plague any cliches that cry over spilled milk because every cloud has a silver lining even when you go climb a tree dressed up and nowhere to go barking up the wrong tree.
National Wine and Cheese Day.
Ever since Trump's election, it's been changed to Whine and Sleaze Day for the Dems and dose haters.
Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day.
If you can't find your neighborhood hypnotist, use Tequila. It's made from the agave plant, so it's a vegetable and therefor healthy for you and enough of it guarantees to make you happy.
Act Like A Caveman Day.
Please, this year make sure your loincloth is secured.
Birthdays:
Louise Joy Brown, 40
Joseph Francis Tribbiani, Jr. 51
Zara Mohamed Abdulmajid, 63
Verdine White, 67
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