What Day Is It?

johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
National Grab Some Nuts Day.
Insert your own joke. I don't want to get banned.

National Watermelon Day.
Seedless watermelon is for sissies who can't spit.

Tomboy Tools Day.
Sexist sockets.

Airplane Crop Duster Day.
Organic crop duster pilots spray non-gmo, gluten free, chemical free, pesticide free pesticides from all natural biplanes while wearing 100% virgin polyester recycled clothes.

Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.
I double dog dare you to ride in on your Vespa.

International Beer Day.
https://youtu.be/bPsc2uotAKo

Birthdays:
James Alan Hetfield, 55
Isaiah Washington IV, 55
Martha Helen Kostyra, 77
Ramón Gerard Antonio Estévez, 78
Anthony Dominick Benedetto, 92

Replies

  • misterhub
    misterhub Posts: 6,886 Member
    I just want to let you know that I appreciate you posting this every day. I especially enjoy the birthday section and trying to see if I can guess who someone is before looking them up. Fun diversion. Thank you.
  • podkey
    podkey Posts: 5,256 Member
    Poppin' wheelies on my Vespa...uh not.
  • Al_Howard
    Al_Howard Posts: 9,260 Member
    How about grabbing some underground legumes?
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