What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Rum Day.
Rum is made from molasses. Molasses is made from sugar cane. Sugar cane is a grass. Therefore, when you drink rum you are doing landscaping. Mow your lawn.
National Bratwurst Day.
This is the holy of holies in Wisconsin. Remove your shoes before approaching the state border and bow your head as that greasy, charred wonder enters its final resting bun prepared for you to gently rip it open with your teeth on its way to peristalsis and death.
National Roller Coaster Day.
Why did "they" name an amusement park ride with a slow climb, high highs, sudden extreme dips, and low lows, terrifying screams, and euphoria after marriage?
True Love Forever Day.
See "Roller Coaster".
Remember What Your Spouse Wore the First Time You Met Day.
Guys, if your spouse asks you that question, run, run as fast and far as you can because you will lose.
National Tell a Joke Day.
https://youtu.be/Z9ciHpT4WuM
Birthdays:
Steven John Carell, 56
Timothy Hutton, 58
Angela Evelyn Bassett, 60
Madonna Louise Ciccone, 60
James Francis Cameron, 64
Kathryn Lee Epstein, 65
Julie Newmeyer, 85
Rum is made from molasses. Molasses is made from sugar cane. Sugar cane is a grass. Therefore, when you drink rum you are doing landscaping. Mow your lawn.
National Bratwurst Day.
This is the holy of holies in Wisconsin. Remove your shoes before approaching the state border and bow your head as that greasy, charred wonder enters its final resting bun prepared for you to gently rip it open with your teeth on its way to peristalsis and death.
National Roller Coaster Day.
Why did "they" name an amusement park ride with a slow climb, high highs, sudden extreme dips, and low lows, terrifying screams, and euphoria after marriage?
True Love Forever Day.
See "Roller Coaster".
Remember What Your Spouse Wore the First Time You Met Day.
Guys, if your spouse asks you that question, run, run as fast and far as you can because you will lose.
National Tell a Joke Day.
https://youtu.be/Z9ciHpT4WuMBirthdays:
Steven John Carell, 56
Timothy Hutton, 58
Angela Evelyn Bassett, 60
Madonna Louise Ciccone, 60
James Francis Cameron, 64
Kathryn Lee Epstein, 65
Julie Newmeyer, 85
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I love rum. I do not keep it in the house. I will drink it.0
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Same date 8/16 both Aretha Franklin and Elvis died.
I remember this because my oldest son’s BD is 8/16.0
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