What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Holistic Pet Day.
If your pet cockroach isn't under the care of Dr Weil, it will die today.
National Toasted Marshmallow Day.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Every year my toaster is toast before the first pair of marshmallows is done.
Thoughtful Thursday.
I'm not sure why it's the last Thursday of August. Let me think about that for a while.
National Beach Day.
Where do cockroaches surf?
Microwaves.
Slinky Day.
Who is that one person you want to shove down the stairs to see if they make that unmistakable slinky sound?
Talk Intelligently Day.
This is no longer on the endangered species list. It no longer exists with the Millenials.
Birthdays:
Lisa J. Ling, 45
Cameron Michelle Diaz, 46
Lewis Niles Black, 70
Margaret Ann Lipton, 72
Warren Edward Buffett, 88
If your pet cockroach isn't under the care of Dr Weil, it will die today.
National Toasted Marshmallow Day.
I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Every year my toaster is toast before the first pair of marshmallows is done.
Thoughtful Thursday.
I'm not sure why it's the last Thursday of August. Let me think about that for a while.
National Beach Day.
Where do cockroaches surf?
Microwaves.
Slinky Day.
Who is that one person you want to shove down the stairs to see if they make that unmistakable slinky sound?
Talk Intelligently Day.
This is no longer on the endangered species list. It no longer exists with the Millenials.
Birthdays:
Lisa J. Ling, 45
Cameron Michelle Diaz, 46
Lewis Niles Black, 70
Margaret Ann Lipton, 72
Warren Edward Buffett, 88
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