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johnlreeb
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Eat Outside Day.
When is the last time you picnicked in a pristine pasture on a gingham tablecloth with the one you love...or your spouse? And were you able to explain the grass stains to your spouse?
Love Litigating Lawyers Day.
The only thing do-able about this is the clever use of alliteration.
National Diatomaceous Earth Day.
If you're intelligent enough to pronounce diatomaceous, why are you reading this drivel?
National Matchmaker Day.
If you can pronounce diatomaceous, you probably need a damn good one.
We Love Memoirs Day.
We learn from others' mistakes. No. I don't.
National Trail Mix Day.
Let's see, I'm almost out of almonds. There's hardly any Chex in the box, I have a few raisins left. The dried apricots are almost gone. Same with those baby pretzels. I will dump them in a bag and name it "a plethora mixture of unused delicacies in a bag to nosh on whilst walking in the forest". Nah, "trail mix".
Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw And Festival.
Yes, in Wisconsin, they really do throw real cow *kitten* and celebrate it.
Birthdays:
Christopher Tucker, 47
Deborah Ann Gibson, 48
Marcia Rachel Clark, 65
Richard Tiffany Gere, 69
George Ivan Morrison, 73
When is the last time you picnicked in a pristine pasture on a gingham tablecloth with the one you love...or your spouse? And were you able to explain the grass stains to your spouse?
Love Litigating Lawyers Day.
The only thing do-able about this is the clever use of alliteration.
National Diatomaceous Earth Day.
If you're intelligent enough to pronounce diatomaceous, why are you reading this drivel?
National Matchmaker Day.
If you can pronounce diatomaceous, you probably need a damn good one.
We Love Memoirs Day.
We learn from others' mistakes. No. I don't.
National Trail Mix Day.
Let's see, I'm almost out of almonds. There's hardly any Chex in the box, I have a few raisins left. The dried apricots are almost gone. Same with those baby pretzels. I will dump them in a bag and name it "a plethora mixture of unused delicacies in a bag to nosh on whilst walking in the forest". Nah, "trail mix".
Wisconsin State Cow Chip Throw And Festival.
Yes, in Wisconsin, they really do throw real cow *kitten* and celebrate it.
Birthdays:
Christopher Tucker, 47
Deborah Ann Gibson, 48
Marcia Rachel Clark, 65
Richard Tiffany Gere, 69
George Ivan Morrison, 73
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