What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
This is
All American Breakfast Month.
French Toast, English Muffins, Danishes, and Quiches are Un-American!
Bourbon Heritage Month.
If this is your American breakfast of choice, you might be a Red Neck.
Shameless Self Promotion Month.
Three words: Donald John Trump
Happy Cat Month.
Why? It's impossible to tell. They don't smile. Their tales don't wag a hundred miles an hour. Their eyes never change.
Eat Chicken Month.
Have you ever tried it? It tastes just like chicken.
3333333333333343333
This week is:
National Payroll Week.
Would we be celebrating payroll week without unions? Yes, but we wouldn't be off today.
International Enthusiasm Week.
I'm so effen excited that I may stand up, raise my glass, raise my other hand, prepare to jump and down, open my mouth, and sit.
National Waffle Week.
I've been waiting for this all year, No. I haven't. Well, maybe or maybe not. We'll see.
Self-University Week.
Higher education for the homeschooled after they move into their first apartment. Who grades their oral exams?
3333333333333433333
National Welsh Rarebit Day.
Divorced grilled cheese.
US Bowling League Day.
Are any sports' fans more enthusiastic?
National Skyscraper Day.
If Elisha Graves Otis had never been born, skyscrapers would be seven floors high.
National Barbecue Baby Back Ribs Day.
Not to be confused with National Barbecued Spareribs Day or National Barbecued Rib Tips Day or National Barbecue Day.
Birthdays:
Carlos Irwin Estévez, 53
Stephen Philip Jones, 63
Alan Charles Jardine, 76
All American Breakfast Month.
French Toast, English Muffins, Danishes, and Quiches are Un-American!
Bourbon Heritage Month.
If this is your American breakfast of choice, you might be a Red Neck.
Shameless Self Promotion Month.
Three words: Donald John Trump
Happy Cat Month.
Why? It's impossible to tell. They don't smile. Their tales don't wag a hundred miles an hour. Their eyes never change.
Eat Chicken Month.
Have you ever tried it? It tastes just like chicken.
3333333333333343333
This week is:
National Payroll Week.
Would we be celebrating payroll week without unions? Yes, but we wouldn't be off today.
International Enthusiasm Week.
I'm so effen excited that I may stand up, raise my glass, raise my other hand, prepare to jump and down, open my mouth, and sit.
National Waffle Week.
I've been waiting for this all year, No. I haven't. Well, maybe or maybe not. We'll see.
Self-University Week.
Higher education for the homeschooled after they move into their first apartment. Who grades their oral exams?
3333333333333433333
National Welsh Rarebit Day.
Divorced grilled cheese.
US Bowling League Day.
Are any sports' fans more enthusiastic?
National Skyscraper Day.
If Elisha Graves Otis had never been born, skyscrapers would be seven floors high.
National Barbecue Baby Back Ribs Day.
Not to be confused with National Barbecued Spareribs Day or National Barbecued Rib Tips Day or National Barbecue Day.
Birthdays:
Carlos Irwin Estévez, 53
Stephen Philip Jones, 63
Alan Charles Jardine, 76
0
Replies
-
0 -
All American Breakfast Month.
French Toast, English Muffins, Danishes, and Quiches are Un-American!
How about home fries or hash, smothered with SOS, and topped with 2-4 over easy eggs.
1
This discussion has been closed.