What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Salami Day.
If it's dark, hard, and greasy it might be salami... or a mechanic.
Bring Your Manners to Work Day.
This is one day of 261. Leave your belches and farts in the car today.
National Lazy Mom’s Day.
This is what we call a misnomer 99.9% of the time.
National Threatened Species Day.
Today we commemorate the death of the last politician who cared about people over money.
National Neither Snow Nor Rain Day.
Wrong. It's raining now and it has snowed in September in Chicago twice so far.
National Beer Lover's Day.
Take note of the wording, beer. Not light or lite beer. Beer. Also my surname backward. So now I just need the lover part.
National Feel the Love Day.
Best done with two people.
Birthdays:
Shannon Elizabeth Fadal, 45
Leslie Jones, 51
Toby Edward Heslewood Jones, 52
Corbin Dean Bernsen, 64
Brenda Morgenstern, 68
Marge Simpson, 68
Patty Bouvier, 68
Selma Bouvier, 68
Gloria Fowles, 69
If it's dark, hard, and greasy it might be salami... or a mechanic.
Bring Your Manners to Work Day.
This is one day of 261. Leave your belches and farts in the car today.
National Lazy Mom’s Day.
This is what we call a misnomer 99.9% of the time.
National Threatened Species Day.
Today we commemorate the death of the last politician who cared about people over money.
National Neither Snow Nor Rain Day.
Wrong. It's raining now and it has snowed in September in Chicago twice so far.
National Beer Lover's Day.
Take note of the wording, beer. Not light or lite beer. Beer. Also my surname backward. So now I just need the lover part.
National Feel the Love Day.
Best done with two people.
Birthdays:
Shannon Elizabeth Fadal, 45
Leslie Jones, 51
Toby Edward Heslewood Jones, 52
Corbin Dean Bernsen, 64
Brenda Morgenstern, 68
Marge Simpson, 68
Patty Bouvier, 68
Selma Bouvier, 68
Gloria Fowles, 69
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