What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
This week is:
Line Dance Week.
I have enough trouble walking a straight line and you want me to do what?
National Drive Electric Week.
If you drive a Prius, that's nice. I admire your commitment to the planet. Just stay out of the left two lanes and get the hell out of my way.
Direct Support Professional Recognition Week.
Where would we be without DSP's? I don't know. I don't even know what they do, but I fully support them this week.
National Truck Driver Appreciation Week.
Would Country Music have crossed the Mason-Dixon line without truckers? Yes, but not okra.
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Today is
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day.
This is the day you've been waiting for. Today you are the boss. Fire that SOB.
Blame It on the Substantial Hadron Collider Working Day.
Now I know what happened to that other sock.
I'm on Top of It Day.
Of course, you are. The check is in the mail.
Sew Be It Day.
Would a millennial know what to do with a needle and thread?
Swap Ideas Day.
I said Ideas, not keys.
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Birthdays:
Matthew Ryan Phillippe, 44
Colin Andrew Firth, 58
Anthony Joseph Perry, 68
Karl Otto Lagerfeld, 85
Line Dance Week.
I have enough trouble walking a straight line and you want me to do what?
National Drive Electric Week.
If you drive a Prius, that's nice. I admire your commitment to the planet. Just stay out of the left two lanes and get the hell out of my way.
Direct Support Professional Recognition Week.
Where would we be without DSP's? I don't know. I don't even know what they do, but I fully support them this week.
National Truck Driver Appreciation Week.
Would Country Music have crossed the Mason-Dixon line without truckers? Yes, but not okra.
0909090909100909090909
Today is
National Boss/Employee Exchange Day.
This is the day you've been waiting for. Today you are the boss. Fire that SOB.
Blame It on the Substantial Hadron Collider Working Day.
Now I know what happened to that other sock.
I'm on Top of It Day.
Of course, you are. The check is in the mail.
Sew Be It Day.
Would a millennial know what to do with a needle and thread?
Swap Ideas Day.
I said Ideas, not keys.
0909090100909090909
Birthdays:
Matthew Ryan Phillippe, 44
Colin Andrew Firth, 58
Anthony Joseph Perry, 68
Karl Otto Lagerfeld, 85
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