What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Get Ready Day.
Are you ready? Is anyone really ready? Are you dressed for it? Is it casual or formal? When is it time? Why do you care? Did you answer any of these questions? Why am I doing this to you?
National Ceiling Fan Day.
If your ceiling fan is running all the time, tell me how it is conserving energy.
National Cheeseburger Day.
The Good Lord gave us cows for this very reason, to combine ground cow and coagulated milk on a bun with the works.
National Respect Day.
Respect, an archaic term that once described America's politicians.
World Bamboo Day.
What else is as useful as bamboo? It's Panda food, flooring, toilet paper. chairs, scaffolding, charcoal, beer, fishing rods, chopsticks, and underwear. Don't leave out its use in DC, bamboozling voters.
National First Love Day.
When did you first fall for him/her/bacon?
Birthdays:
Taylor Dye, 23
Daniel Jason Sudeikis, 43
James Paul Marsden, 45
Jada Koren Pinkett, 47
Francis Thomas Avallone, 78
Michael James Gubitosi, 85
Are you ready? Is anyone really ready? Are you dressed for it? Is it casual or formal? When is it time? Why do you care? Did you answer any of these questions? Why am I doing this to you?
National Ceiling Fan Day.
If your ceiling fan is running all the time, tell me how it is conserving energy.
National Cheeseburger Day.
The Good Lord gave us cows for this very reason, to combine ground cow and coagulated milk on a bun with the works.
National Respect Day.
Respect, an archaic term that once described America's politicians.
World Bamboo Day.
What else is as useful as bamboo? It's Panda food, flooring, toilet paper. chairs, scaffolding, charcoal, beer, fishing rods, chopsticks, and underwear. Don't leave out its use in DC, bamboozling voters.
National First Love Day.
When did you first fall for him/her/bacon?
Birthdays:
Taylor Dye, 23
Daniel Jason Sudeikis, 43
James Paul Marsden, 45
Jada Koren Pinkett, 47
Francis Thomas Avallone, 78
Michael James Gubitosi, 85
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