What Day Is It?

johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Global Be(er) Responsible Day.
There's a reason beer and responsible are not close to each other in the dictionary.
International Grenache Day.
For you rowdy polo match tailgaters waiting for Jeeves to serve your Chateaubriand, remember to sip slowly and enjoy the aroma and thank those near slave paid migrants who picked those grapes so you can watch grown men play horse croquet.
National Pecan Cookie Day.
Can anyone explain why Pecan Sandies are not honored in the Cookie Hall of Fame?
Miniature Golf Day.
Is it true that Danny DeVito rents a cart?
Pause the World Day.
You can't do it, so just have another cocktail.
National Chai Day,
Let's take a perfectly good for you cup of tea, do the American thing and add useless calories and fat.
National Tradesmen Day.
The originators of butt crack-showing jeans.
Birthdays:
Jason Joel Desrouleaux, 29
Carlton Banks, 47
Audrey Faith Perry, 51
Joseph Alvin Gladstone, 59
William James Murray, 68
Stephen Edwin King, 71
There's a reason beer and responsible are not close to each other in the dictionary.
International Grenache Day.
For you rowdy polo match tailgaters waiting for Jeeves to serve your Chateaubriand, remember to sip slowly and enjoy the aroma and thank those near slave paid migrants who picked those grapes so you can watch grown men play horse croquet.
National Pecan Cookie Day.
Can anyone explain why Pecan Sandies are not honored in the Cookie Hall of Fame?
Miniature Golf Day.
Is it true that Danny DeVito rents a cart?
Pause the World Day.
You can't do it, so just have another cocktail.
National Chai Day,
Let's take a perfectly good for you cup of tea, do the American thing and add useless calories and fat.
National Tradesmen Day.
The originators of butt crack-showing jeans.
Birthdays:
Jason Joel Desrouleaux, 29
Carlton Banks, 47
Audrey Faith Perry, 51
Joseph Alvin Gladstone, 59
William James Murray, 68
Stephen Edwin King, 71
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