WHat Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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nternational Day of No Prostitution.
Today we celebrate the day we finally eliminated the world's oldest profession by being PC and changing their names to Titillation Retailers and their dark corners are now to be referred to as sinnie-marts.
National Apple Betty Day,
She was Johnny Apple Seed's granddaughter who couldn't make a crust.
World Smile Day.
Walk around with a smug smile. It'll drive everyone nuts.
Plaidurday.
If it isn't plaid, whatever it is, leave it the closet or drawer. No excuses.
National Get Funky Day.
Please, this year, let's not confuse this with Smell Funky Day.
National Body Language Day.
Guys, if we could read the body language emitted by wives and girlfriends? Who am I kidding? As soon as we "get" it, they will change it.
Kid's Music Day.
Earworm time.
https://youtu.be/HsxkmsPssT0
Birthdays:
Scott Cooke McCreery, 25
Sean Taro Ono Lennon, 43
Scott Stewart Bakula, 64
Anthony Marcus Shalhoub, 65
Sharon Rachel Osbourne, 66
Clyde Jackson Browne, 70
Today we celebrate the day we finally eliminated the world's oldest profession by being PC and changing their names to Titillation Retailers and their dark corners are now to be referred to as sinnie-marts.
National Apple Betty Day,
She was Johnny Apple Seed's granddaughter who couldn't make a crust.
World Smile Day.
Walk around with a smug smile. It'll drive everyone nuts.
Plaidurday.
If it isn't plaid, whatever it is, leave it the closet or drawer. No excuses.
National Get Funky Day.
Please, this year, let's not confuse this with Smell Funky Day.
National Body Language Day.
Guys, if we could read the body language emitted by wives and girlfriends? Who am I kidding? As soon as we "get" it, they will change it.
Kid's Music Day.
Earworm time.
https://youtu.be/HsxkmsPssT0Birthdays:
Scott Cooke McCreery, 25
Sean Taro Ono Lennon, 43
Scott Stewart Bakula, 64
Anthony Marcus Shalhoub, 65
Sharon Rachel Osbourne, 66
Clyde Jackson Browne, 70
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National Body Language Day.
Guys, if we could read the body language emitted by wives and girlfriends? Who am I kidding? As soon as we "get" it, they will change it.
ROFLMAO1
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