What Day Is It?

johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
edited November 2024 in Social Groups
This week is:
Mediation Week.
The celebration will begin when Congress finishes arguing.

Drink Local Wine Week.
For you winos that could mean you don't have to drive far.

National Chestnut Week.
A whole 7 days of Joey Chestnut memes?

International Infection Prevention Week.
Otherwise known as wash your hands more than once a day.

International Dyslexia Association Reading Week.
If someone were to write backwards, would it look normal for them?

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Today is:
Global Handwashing Day.
If you haven't done so already, please don't prepare my PB&J.

International Day of Rural Women.
In the South, this is Countrified Gals Day.
In the North, it's Backwoods Ladies Day.
The new PC term is Muliebrous Idyllic Persons Day.

National Chicken Cacciatore Day.
What is a Cacciatore, and what is it afraid of?

National Grouch Day.
That grouchy old neighbor? TP his trees and his house. It will bring some cheer to his heart knowing someone also has hate in his heart.

International Adjust your Chair Day.
That grouch in the next cubicle? Adjust his/her chair down to its lowest position and wait for the laughter.

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Birthdays:
Emeril John Lagasse III, 59
Toriano Adaryll Jackson, 65
Laverne DeFazio, 75
Linda Lavin, 81
Lido Anthony Iacocca, 94

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  • Al_Howard
    Al_Howard Posts: 9,209 Member
    This week is:
    Mediation Week. Otherwise known as nap time.
    National Chicken Cacciatore Day.
    What is a Cacciatore, and what is it afraid of? He's that little Irtalian kid who was picked on at school.
    National Grouch Day. Ahhh, My day, at last.
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