What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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Department Store Day.
Soon to become "This Store Is Closing Up To 70% Off Day".
Dictionary Day.
Most millennials are in awe that every word is in alphabetical order and not quite sure of how to pronounce them because of those funny little symbols.
National Liqueur Day.
Girly booze.
World Anaesthesia Day.
Let's go back to how it was done in old Westerns. Drink a bottle of booze and bite a bullet while Doc's dirty fingers probe for the bullet.
National Boss Day.
Let your boss know how much he/she is appreciated one day a year. TP her/his office. While that is being cleaned up, head out to the parking lot and do the car, too. Then pray for rain.
National Feral Cat Day.
In Chicago, New York, and Detroit, they are merely snack food for the feral rats.
Birthdays:
John Clayton Mayer, 41
Michael Peter Balzary, 56
Timothy Francis Robbins, 60
Robert Hall Weir, 71
Christmas Noelle Snow, 72
Jessica Beatrice Fletcher, 93
Soon to become "This Store Is Closing Up To 70% Off Day".
Dictionary Day.
Most millennials are in awe that every word is in alphabetical order and not quite sure of how to pronounce them because of those funny little symbols.
National Liqueur Day.
Girly booze.
World Anaesthesia Day.
Let's go back to how it was done in old Westerns. Drink a bottle of booze and bite a bullet while Doc's dirty fingers probe for the bullet.
National Boss Day.
Let your boss know how much he/she is appreciated one day a year. TP her/his office. While that is being cleaned up, head out to the parking lot and do the car, too. Then pray for rain.
National Feral Cat Day.
In Chicago, New York, and Detroit, they are merely snack food for the feral rats.
Birthdays:
John Clayton Mayer, 41
Michael Peter Balzary, 56
Timothy Francis Robbins, 60
Robert Hall Weir, 71
Christmas Noelle Snow, 72
Jessica Beatrice Fletcher, 93
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What a long, strange trip it's been...0
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National Liqueur Day.
Girly booze.
Drambuie is 80 proof. Is a good sip.
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