What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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Four Prunes Day.
If you don't like prunes, perhaps you should try dried plums.
International Print Day.
Is it true that ICE has secretly accumulated every undocumented alien's fingerprints and will deport all of them as soon as they set foot in San Francisco?
National Mulligan Day.
This is it. One more chance at life. When you blow it again, you will always be the loser you think you are.
National Edge Day.
No drugs, no tobacco, no booze today. Asking all three is a bit harsh.
Wear Something Gaudy Day.
This is a piece of cake for guys like me.
National Pasta Day.
A few translations:
Capellini = little hairs
Vermicelli = little worms
Barbina = little beards
Linguine = little tongues
Mostaccioli = little mustaches
Think about those the next time you want Italian.
Hagfish Day.
Ugliest, slimiest, carcass eating thing in the sea.
https://youtu.be/owKFlNU_T5w
Birthdays:
Marshall Bruce Mathers III, 46
David Nesta Marley, 50
Alan Eugene Jackson, 60
Hilary Norman Peterson, 70
If you don't like prunes, perhaps you should try dried plums.
International Print Day.
Is it true that ICE has secretly accumulated every undocumented alien's fingerprints and will deport all of them as soon as they set foot in San Francisco?
National Mulligan Day.
This is it. One more chance at life. When you blow it again, you will always be the loser you think you are.
National Edge Day.
No drugs, no tobacco, no booze today. Asking all three is a bit harsh.
Wear Something Gaudy Day.
This is a piece of cake for guys like me.
National Pasta Day.
A few translations:
Capellini = little hairs
Vermicelli = little worms
Barbina = little beards
Linguine = little tongues
Mostaccioli = little mustaches
Think about those the next time you want Italian.
Hagfish Day.
Ugliest, slimiest, carcass eating thing in the sea.
https://youtu.be/owKFlNU_T5wBirthdays:
Marshall Bruce Mathers III, 46
David Nesta Marley, 50
Alan Eugene Jackson, 60
Hilary Norman Peterson, 70
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