What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Greasy Foods Day.
If your burger isn't at least 20% fat, if your chicken wasn't submerged in boiling oil, if your pizza doesn't make your hands slick, If your shrimp doesn't make the paper bag clear, you are not enjoying life.
World Pasta Day.
"The word “pasta” itself literally means “paste”. “Linguine” means “little tongues, “orecchiette” is “little ears” and “vermicelli” translates as “little worms” – try not to think about that when forking some into your mouth." Plagiarized.
World Pizza Makers Day.
Add bacon to this day and we would know heaven.
Punk For a Day Day.
May your mohawk stand tall, your nails be black, and your jacket be spiked for a day.
Chucky, The Notorious Killer Doll Day.
Binge watch all seven films, then good luck sleeping tonight. Your Teddy Bear is not going to save you.
Sourest Day.
Did your significant other give you nothing on Sweetest Day? This is the day to get your revenge.
Birthdays:
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, 34
Darryl Mathias Philbin, 47
Stanley Mellish, 48
Chadwick Gaylord Smith, 57
Bart Simpson, 61
Nelson Muntz, 61
Ralph Wiggum, 61
Todd Flanders, 61
Kearney, 61
Database,61
Marion Cunningham, 90
If your burger isn't at least 20% fat, if your chicken wasn't submerged in boiling oil, if your pizza doesn't make your hands slick, If your shrimp doesn't make the paper bag clear, you are not enjoying life.
World Pasta Day.
"The word “pasta” itself literally means “paste”. “Linguine” means “little tongues, “orecchiette” is “little ears” and “vermicelli” translates as “little worms” – try not to think about that when forking some into your mouth." Plagiarized.
World Pizza Makers Day.
Add bacon to this day and we would know heaven.
Punk For a Day Day.
May your mohawk stand tall, your nails be black, and your jacket be spiked for a day.
Chucky, The Notorious Killer Doll Day.
Binge watch all seven films, then good luck sleeping tonight. Your Teddy Bear is not going to save you.
Sourest Day.
Did your significant other give you nothing on Sweetest Day? This is the day to get your revenge.
Birthdays:
Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, 34
Darryl Mathias Philbin, 47
Stanley Mellish, 48
Chadwick Gaylord Smith, 57
Bart Simpson, 61
Nelson Muntz, 61
Ralph Wiggum, 61
Todd Flanders, 61
Kearney, 61
Database,61
Marion Cunningham, 90
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