What Day Is It?

johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
This Week is:
Give Wildlife a Brake! Week.
No one savors the aroma of squashed skunk.
World Origami Days.
Carefully follow the instruction, making every fold in its precise location on the paper and when finished it looks nothing like the picture.
Disarmament Week.
Good luck with that in Chicago.
International Magic Week.
https://youtu.be/mAFY-DRQS04
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Today is:
National Hermit Day.
The parade and tonight's gala have been canceled due to lack of RSVP's
International Internet Day.
Some people call it the greatest invention of all time. I say toilet paper is.
National Oatmeal Day.
Does it look delicious? No.
Does it taste delicious all by itself? No.
Does its aroma make you swoon? No.
Is it good for you? Who cares?
There are even more reasons that 93% of oats are animal feed.
National Cat Day.
Cats will never be dogs.
Birthdays:
Rainbow Cinnamon Johnson, 46
Winona Laura Horowitz, 47
Steven Randall Jackson, 57
Homer Simpson, 61
Abe Simpson, 61
Barney Gumble, 61
Krusty, 61
Sideshow Mel, 61
Richard Stephen Dreyfus, 71
Give Wildlife a Brake! Week.
No one savors the aroma of squashed skunk.
World Origami Days.
Carefully follow the instruction, making every fold in its precise location on the paper and when finished it looks nothing like the picture.
Disarmament Week.
Good luck with that in Chicago.
International Magic Week.

292292929292930292929292929
Today is:
National Hermit Day.
The parade and tonight's gala have been canceled due to lack of RSVP's
International Internet Day.
Some people call it the greatest invention of all time. I say toilet paper is.
National Oatmeal Day.
Does it look delicious? No.
Does it taste delicious all by itself? No.
Does its aroma make you swoon? No.
Is it good for you? Who cares?
There are even more reasons that 93% of oats are animal feed.
National Cat Day.
Cats will never be dogs.
Birthdays:
Rainbow Cinnamon Johnson, 46
Winona Laura Horowitz, 47
Steven Randall Jackson, 57
Homer Simpson, 61
Abe Simpson, 61
Barney Gumble, 61
Krusty, 61
Sideshow Mel, 61
Richard Stephen Dreyfus, 71
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