What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Checklist Day.
Honey do lists for spouseless OCD'ers.
Create a Great Funeral Day.
When they close my coffin, play "Pop Goes the Weasel" and wait. (plagiarized)
Haunted Refrigerator Night.
Does your fridge wake you up in the middle of the night and command you to open the door and dig into last night's spaghetti?
National Candy Corn Day.
You do realize candy corn was designed to neither be eaten nor to resemble corn, don't you? So did you buy it because you hate kids?
Buy a Doughnut Day.
The sugar-coated, jelly filled are not dunkable, and why is the filling always red something?
Birthdays:
Ivana Marie Trump, 37
Nia Talita Long, 48
Kevin Elliot Pollak, 61
Harry Robinson Hamlin, 67
Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli, 73
Grace Barnett Slick, 79
Honey do lists for spouseless OCD'ers.
Create a Great Funeral Day.
When they close my coffin, play "Pop Goes the Weasel" and wait. (plagiarized)
Haunted Refrigerator Night.
Does your fridge wake you up in the middle of the night and command you to open the door and dig into last night's spaghetti?
National Candy Corn Day.
You do realize candy corn was designed to neither be eaten nor to resemble corn, don't you? So did you buy it because you hate kids?
Buy a Doughnut Day.
The sugar-coated, jelly filled are not dunkable, and why is the filling always red something?
Birthdays:
Ivana Marie Trump, 37
Nia Talita Long, 48
Kevin Elliot Pollak, 61
Harry Robinson Hamlin, 67
Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli, 73
Grace Barnett Slick, 79
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