What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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National Doorbell Day.
Odd, that would fall on a day when uncountable thousands of short, disguised people will be mashing them.
Day of the Seven Billion.
That's how many times your doorbell will ring today.
National Knock Knock Joke Day.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
(Sorry, had to)
National Increase Your Psychic Powers Day.
The reason we have to suffer through knock, knock jokes.
Sneak Some of the Candy Yourself Before the Kids Start Knocking Day.
That bag of fun size Snickers is already gone, isn't it?
World Cities Day.
Time to celebrate those beautiful rat infested, garbage smelling, over-crowded, poorly schooled, bastions of society.
Birthdays:
Frank Anthony Thomas Iero, Jr. 37
Lorena Bobbitt, 48
Robert Michael Schneider, 55
Stephen Rea, 72
Odd, that would fall on a day when uncountable thousands of short, disguised people will be mashing them.
Day of the Seven Billion.
That's how many times your doorbell will ring today.
National Knock Knock Joke Day.
Who's there?
A broken pencil.
A broken pencil who?
Never mind...it's pointless.
(Sorry, had to)
National Increase Your Psychic Powers Day.
The reason we have to suffer through knock, knock jokes.
Sneak Some of the Candy Yourself Before the Kids Start Knocking Day.
That bag of fun size Snickers is already gone, isn't it?
World Cities Day.
Time to celebrate those beautiful rat infested, garbage smelling, over-crowded, poorly schooled, bastions of society.
Birthdays:
Frank Anthony Thomas Iero, Jr. 37
Lorena Bobbitt, 48
Robert Michael Schneider, 55
Stephen Rea, 72
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