What Day Is It?

johnlreeb
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National Nachos Day.
There exists no more American Mexican food.
Marooned Without a Compass Day.
Millennial: "Compass? What's a compass? Why is it spinning?"
Basketball Day.
A bouncie ball game for over-paid tall people who's endorsement contracts must be written in crayon with short, easy words.
National Saxophone Day.
Every time I see one, I wonder who the hell came up with this strange and complicated looking thing to make music?
National Healthy Eating Day.
Start your healthy meal with a Caesar Salad with extra dressing, followed by Organic Southern Fried Chicken with Organic Mashed Potatoes made with organic whole milk and organic butter, and for dessert organic Pecan Pie.
Birthdays:
Emily Jean Stone, 30
Rebecca Alie Romijn, 46
Ethan Green Hawke, 48
Gregory Walter Graffin III, 55
Sally Margaret Field, 72
There exists no more American Mexican food.
Marooned Without a Compass Day.
Millennial: "Compass? What's a compass? Why is it spinning?"
Basketball Day.
A bouncie ball game for over-paid tall people who's endorsement contracts must be written in crayon with short, easy words.
National Saxophone Day.
Every time I see one, I wonder who the hell came up with this strange and complicated looking thing to make music?
National Healthy Eating Day.
Start your healthy meal with a Caesar Salad with extra dressing, followed by Organic Southern Fried Chicken with Organic Mashed Potatoes made with organic whole milk and organic butter, and for dessert organic Pecan Pie.
Birthdays:
Emily Jean Stone, 30
Rebecca Alie Romijn, 46
Ethan Green Hawke, 48
Gregory Walter Graffin III, 55
Sally Margaret Field, 72
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National Healthy Eating Day.
Start your healthy meal with a Caesar Salad with extra dressing, followed by Organic Southern Fried Chicken with Organic Mashed Potatoes made with organic whole milk and organic butter, and for dessert organic Pecan Pie.
And enjoy your organic heart attack.0
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