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johnlreeb
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Make Your Own Head Day.
First, find it.
It's Letter Writing Day.
Two ways to totally confuse a millennial:
1) Use cursive
write it on paper
National French Toast Day.
It's neither French nor toasted, but please when you make it from scratch, do not, I repeat, do not put in your toaster.
National Package Protection Day.
Leave a tube of Gorilla Glue for FedEx.
Gone-ta-pott Day.
Not that pot. We don't smoke this. (Not that I ever did.)
Turkey Leftover Day.
If it still smells OK, if it isn't growing hair, if it hasn't changed color yet, go ahead and make Turkey a-la-king.
Decorate Your Dog Day.
I suggest using cordless lights this year.
Birthdays:
Karen Gillan, 31
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, 34
John Bender, 59
Anita Van Buren, 66
Edward Allen Harris, 68
Randall Stuart Newman, 75
First, find it.
It's Letter Writing Day.
Two ways to totally confuse a millennial:
1) Use cursive
write it on paperNational French Toast Day.
It's neither French nor toasted, but please when you make it from scratch, do not, I repeat, do not put in your toaster.
National Package Protection Day.
Leave a tube of Gorilla Glue for FedEx.
Gone-ta-pott Day.
Not that pot. We don't smoke this. (Not that I ever did.)
Turkey Leftover Day.
If it still smells OK, if it isn't growing hair, if it hasn't changed color yet, go ahead and make Turkey a-la-king.
Decorate Your Dog Day.
I suggest using cordless lights this year.
Birthdays:
Karen Gillan, 31
Mary Elizabeth Winstead, 34
John Bender, 59
Anita Van Buren, 66
Edward Allen Harris, 68
Randall Stuart Newman, 75
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