What Day Is It?
johnlreeb
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International Sweatpants Day.
Sweats outside of a gym, the international signal for I will no longer ask if these pants make my butt look big because these and that extra 20 pounds you don't dare mention, do.
National Hugging Day.
I'm still kind of laid up. So I need a volunteer to hug everyone you see today. This can be a daunting task, particularly in a police station elevator. Just keep your hands off the guns. It kind of works better that way.
National Day of Service'
If you come across a group of orange-clad people picking up trash while that friendly Smokey Bear hat guy holding a shotgun to prevent others from joining that happy go lucky group, beep your horn and flip them your happy bird.
New England Clam Chowder Day.
Make up your minds. One is chowder. One is a pretender.
Squirrel Appreciation Day
https://youtu.be/zfmZSiFlgKU
Birthdays:
Baby Spice, 43
Virginia Elizabeth Davis, 63
Leslie Sebastian Charles, 69
Sweats outside of a gym, the international signal for I will no longer ask if these pants make my butt look big because these and that extra 20 pounds you don't dare mention, do.
National Hugging Day.
I'm still kind of laid up. So I need a volunteer to hug everyone you see today. This can be a daunting task, particularly in a police station elevator. Just keep your hands off the guns. It kind of works better that way.
National Day of Service'
If you come across a group of orange-clad people picking up trash while that friendly Smokey Bear hat guy holding a shotgun to prevent others from joining that happy go lucky group, beep your horn and flip them your happy bird.
New England Clam Chowder Day.
Make up your minds. One is chowder. One is a pretender.
Squirrel Appreciation Day
https://youtu.be/zfmZSiFlgKUBirthdays:
Baby Spice, 43
Virginia Elizabeth Davis, 63
Leslie Sebastian Charles, 69
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