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johnlreeb
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Clashing Clothes Day.
You aren't really married if your wife hasn't said with some regularilty, "are you really going to wear those together?"
National Compliment Day.
No, those pants don't make your butt look big.
National Peanut Butter Day.
Who was the first person to look at peanuts, decide to smash 'em up, and spread that concoction on bread with grape jelly and send their neanderthal kid off to cave painting school?
National "Just Do It" Day.
Or not.
Belly Laugh Day.
The bigger the belly, the more we all laugh, and the more it hurts, and the more the biggest bellies laugh, the more it hurts and starts all over again.
Beer Can Appreciation Day.
How many beer drinkers recognize a church key?
Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day
https://youtu.be/7koigiUq7GE
Birthdays:
Edward Parker Helms, 45
Shaggy Rogers, 49
Mary Lou Retton, 51
Neil Leslie Diamond, 78
You aren't really married if your wife hasn't said with some regularilty, "are you really going to wear those together?"
National Compliment Day.
No, those pants don't make your butt look big.
National Peanut Butter Day.
Who was the first person to look at peanuts, decide to smash 'em up, and spread that concoction on bread with grape jelly and send their neanderthal kid off to cave painting school?
National "Just Do It" Day.
Or not.
Belly Laugh Day.
The bigger the belly, the more we all laugh, and the more it hurts, and the more the biggest bellies laugh, the more it hurts and starts all over again.
Beer Can Appreciation Day.
How many beer drinkers recognize a church key?
Talk Like a Grizzled Prospector Day
https://youtu.be/7koigiUq7GEBirthdays:
Edward Parker Helms, 45
Shaggy Rogers, 49
Mary Lou Retton, 51
Neil Leslie Diamond, 78
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