What Day Is It?

Options
johnlreeb
johnlreeb Posts: 637 Member
National Green Juice Day.
MMM, Is there anything better than juicing? Yes. The first thing on the list is stubbing your baby toe in the middle of the night and tripping over that damned cat.

National Seed Swap Day.
You should make sure all the seeds are out anyhow. They burn holes in your car seats and recliner.

National Peanut Brittle Day.
Dentists love to invest in Peanut Brittle Companies.

National Spouses Day.
Sneaky way to get you in the dog house in brutally cold weather.

Dental Drill Appreciation Day.
No more hammers, chisels, and Whisky.

Visit Your Local Quilt Shop Day.
If you are that bored, finding a life won't help you. So just move into a van down by the river.

Birthdays:
Ellen Lee DeGeneres, 61
Anita Denise Baker, 61
Edward Lodewijk van Halen, 64