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johnlreeb
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National Escape Day.
It's 22 degrees below zero and now you are considering escaping this hell hole???
Well, now you're stuck here. At this temperature, your car's shocks are solid steel and ice, regular gas is an 87 Octane popsicle, your skin becomes frozen, burning magma, your fingers and toes are useless, bloodless, foreign objects, and if you dare wear glasses or ear buds, your ears will disintegrate into your mittens.
National Croissant Day.
If you have never had a Portillo's Beef-N-Cheddar Croissant, do not allow today to pass without one, no matter the temp.
National Inane Answering Message Day.
https://youtu.be/sG3I42U-HCw
Birthdays:
Fez, 39
Christian Charles Philip Bale, 45
Brett Butler, 61
Philip David Charles Collins, 68
Vanessa Redgrave, 82
Eugene Allen Hackman, 89
It's 22 degrees below zero and now you are considering escaping this hell hole???
Well, now you're stuck here. At this temperature, your car's shocks are solid steel and ice, regular gas is an 87 Octane popsicle, your skin becomes frozen, burning magma, your fingers and toes are useless, bloodless, foreign objects, and if you dare wear glasses or ear buds, your ears will disintegrate into your mittens.
National Croissant Day.
If you have never had a Portillo's Beef-N-Cheddar Croissant, do not allow today to pass without one, no matter the temp.
National Inane Answering Message Day.
https://youtu.be/sG3I42U-HCwBirthdays:
Fez, 39
Christian Charles Philip Bale, 45
Brett Butler, 61
Philip David Charles Collins, 68
Vanessa Redgrave, 82
Eugene Allen Hackman, 89
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Gene Hackman is 89. Eighty-freakin'- nine. I don't why; but, for some reason, that astounds me.0
