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johnlreeb
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February is
Beat The Heat Month.
I'm fairly certain we got this one covered.
Pull Your Sofa Off the Wall Month.
Put it in the center of the room. The dust bunny farm has nowhere to hide.
Celebration of Chocolate Month.
The food pyramid: Chocolate, Bacon, Chocolate Covered Anything and Bacon.
International Boost Self-Esteem Month.
Ways to Boost Your Self-Esteem:
*Stop wearing clothes right out of the hamper.
*Shower more than once a month.
*Shave, men and Italian women.
*Flirt, but this time with someone who doesn't have that wedding ring pale shadow.
*Stand in the Walmart checkout line and scream at the top of your lungs, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
*Strike the Mighty Mouse pose when the elevator doors open and sing it loud and clear.
https://youtu.be/X78i13q-atk
Beat The Heat Month.
I'm fairly certain we got this one covered.
Pull Your Sofa Off the Wall Month.
Put it in the center of the room. The dust bunny farm has nowhere to hide.
Celebration of Chocolate Month.
The food pyramid: Chocolate, Bacon, Chocolate Covered Anything and Bacon.
International Boost Self-Esteem Month.
Ways to Boost Your Self-Esteem:
*Stop wearing clothes right out of the hamper.
*Shower more than once a month.
*Shave, men and Italian women.
*Flirt, but this time with someone who doesn't have that wedding ring pale shadow.
*Stand in the Walmart checkout line and scream at the top of your lungs, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
*Strike the Mighty Mouse pose when the elevator doors open and sing it loud and clear.
https://youtu.be/X78i13q-atk 0