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johnlreeb
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International Winter Bike to Work Day.
The "real feel" temperature for Chicago today will climb all the way to -1. So you may need an extra layer or14 of Spandex today.
National Kite Flying Day.
Face it. These people are not even as bright as today's cyclists.
Laugh and Get Rich Day.
The owners of "The Enquirer" found a way to do this again, this time with the help of Jeff Bezos.
National Molasses Bar Day.
With today's temperatures, that molasses won't pour until an hour after the bars are done.
National Boys Scouts Day.
https://image.freepik.com/free-vector/funny-error-404-background-design_1167-219.jpg
Sorry, we now have Unisex Scouts Day, unless you want to defer to the Girl Scouts, which as far as this un-pc'er knows still have female only latrines and pup tents.
National No One Eats Alone Day.
Have you ever walked into a restaurant and observed someone sitting alone enjoying today's crossword? That's just wrong. Sit down across the table from that lonely soul. Introduce yourself. Help finish that puzzle. Tell your story and invite the sadsack to relate his/her life's quest. It will be fun for both of you.
Birthdays:
Cecily Legler Strong, 35
Scott Farbissina Evil, 45
Stephanie Courtney, 49
Vincent Neil Wharton, 58
Mary Nell Steenburgen, 66
William Charles Schneider, 76
Nicholas King Nolte, 78
John Towner Williams, 87
The "real feel" temperature for Chicago today will climb all the way to -1. So you may need an extra layer or14 of Spandex today.
National Kite Flying Day.
Face it. These people are not even as bright as today's cyclists.
Laugh and Get Rich Day.
The owners of "The Enquirer" found a way to do this again, this time with the help of Jeff Bezos.
National Molasses Bar Day.
With today's temperatures, that molasses won't pour until an hour after the bars are done.
National Boys Scouts Day.
https://image.freepik.com/free-vector/funny-error-404-background-design_1167-219.jpg
Sorry, we now have Unisex Scouts Day, unless you want to defer to the Girl Scouts, which as far as this un-pc'er knows still have female only latrines and pup tents.
National No One Eats Alone Day.
Have you ever walked into a restaurant and observed someone sitting alone enjoying today's crossword? That's just wrong. Sit down across the table from that lonely soul. Introduce yourself. Help finish that puzzle. Tell your story and invite the sadsack to relate his/her life's quest. It will be fun for both of you.
Birthdays:
Cecily Legler Strong, 35
Scott Farbissina Evil, 45
Stephanie Courtney, 49
Vincent Neil Wharton, 58
Mary Nell Steenburgen, 66
William Charles Schneider, 76
Nicholas King Nolte, 78
John Towner Williams, 87
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