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johnlreeb
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This week is
International Flirting Week.
Go ahead. Flirt. Valentines Day is this week. It's cheaper by far to flirt with your dog. You'll only spend $81.56 on her, compared to $231.55 on a GF. (https://www.finder.com/valentines-day-statistics)
Love a Mensch Week.
Cheaper than GF, more than dog, but less than self.
Jell-O Week.
864 cups of water and 216 6oz boxes of jello into your bath tub should do it. Climb in. Wait.
National Secondhand Wardrobe Week.
This has been a problem for so many only boy little brothers of all sister families.
National Marriage Week USA.
Risk Awareness Week.
Makes sense to me they fall simultaneously.
International Flirting Week.
Go ahead. Flirt. Valentines Day is this week. It's cheaper by far to flirt with your dog. You'll only spend $81.56 on her, compared to $231.55 on a GF. (https://www.finder.com/valentines-day-statistics)
Love a Mensch Week.
Cheaper than GF, more than dog, but less than self.
Jell-O Week.
864 cups of water and 216 6oz boxes of jello into your bath tub should do it. Climb in. Wait.
National Secondhand Wardrobe Week.
This has been a problem for so many only boy little brothers of all sister families.
National Marriage Week USA.
Risk Awareness Week.
Makes sense to me they fall simultaneously.
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