What Day Is It?
Options
johnlreeb
Posts: 637 Member
Be Electrific Day.
From the creator of this day; " put light where light has not been before."
Makes my mind go so many places.
Clean Out Your Computer Day.
Turn that keyboard upside and shake, shake, shake til that last pretzel salt comes out. Get rid of those MS DOS programs that haven't worked for the last 10 years. Then reboot and call your techie friend because all you get is this beautiful blue screen.
Grandmother Achievement Day.
Today's grandmothers raised the generation who raised the millennials. So, this mess is their fault.
Oatmeal Monday.
Is there a more exciting way to begin a week, a Monday, than with oatmeal? The consistency is old, lumpy latex paint. The taste is banal, monotonous pabulum. Let's just rename this One More Monday and 46 More Coming.
Promise Day.
"I promise I will never let you go to bed hungry and angry."
The Oreos are under the bed.
Satisfied Staying Single Day.
This, too, shall last at least 3 more days and then, again, til October.
National Make a Friend Day.
A best friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your crap and hands it right back to you.
Birthdays:
Khalid Donnel Robinson, 21
Moesha Mitchell, 40
Michael Kenji Shinoda, 42
Jennifer Joanna Aniston, 50
Sheryl Suzanne Crow, 57
Mary Quant, 85
From the creator of this day; " put light where light has not been before."
Makes my mind go so many places.
Clean Out Your Computer Day.
Turn that keyboard upside and shake, shake, shake til that last pretzel salt comes out. Get rid of those MS DOS programs that haven't worked for the last 10 years. Then reboot and call your techie friend because all you get is this beautiful blue screen.
Grandmother Achievement Day.
Today's grandmothers raised the generation who raised the millennials. So, this mess is their fault.
Oatmeal Monday.
Is there a more exciting way to begin a week, a Monday, than with oatmeal? The consistency is old, lumpy latex paint. The taste is banal, monotonous pabulum. Let's just rename this One More Monday and 46 More Coming.
Promise Day.
"I promise I will never let you go to bed hungry and angry."
The Oreos are under the bed.
Satisfied Staying Single Day.
This, too, shall last at least 3 more days and then, again, til October.
National Make a Friend Day.
A best friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your crap and hands it right back to you.
Birthdays:
Khalid Donnel Robinson, 21
Moesha Mitchell, 40
Michael Kenji Shinoda, 42
Jennifer Joanna Aniston, 50
Sheryl Suzanne Crow, 57
Mary Quant, 85
0