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CountingCaloriesSuxass
CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
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  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    When you're married, work full time, have a young child etc etc etc..it does not happen EVERY time...so what do you do, just lay there until husband's D**** falls off..or fake it???
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'm with you, sometimes it's just a necessity or you will be there all day AND night! Sad, but true!
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    We is the same person!
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    We is the same person!

    so..if I play with you..is that the same as me playing with myself??
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    We is the same person!

    so..if I play with you..is that the same as me playing with myself??

    I don't know. If I play with myself, is it the same as playing with you? Did you just feel that?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    We is the same person!

    so..if I play with you..is that the same as me playing with myself??

    I don't know. If I play with myself, is it the same as playing with you? Did you just feel that?

    I felt something.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    This should be the only answer!!!
  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    This
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    This should be the only answer!!!

    Deep..
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    No woman has ever faked it with me
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    We is the same person!

    so..if I play with you..is that the same as me playing with myself??

    I don't know. If I play with myself, is it the same as playing with you? Did you just feel that?

    I know I felt something. Now i'm feeling it again...
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Now that I'm older, and I don't have a screaming baby in the background, I don't fake.
    If he didn't ring the bell, then he just needs to try harder next time.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    vibe...before...during....after....during.....repeat.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    We is the same person!

    so..if I play with you..is that the same as me playing with myself??

    I don't know. If I play with myself, is it the same as playing with you? Did you just feel that?

    I know I felt something. Now i'm feeling it again...

    Yea that was me
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:
  • Mister_Creosote
    Mister_Creosote Posts: 28 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh:
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    I try not to, but there are times that it's just necessary. My husband called me on it once though. That was embarassing. :blushing: Now I just tell him, "Hey, it's not happening for me tonight."
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    Not even just for fun when you're by yourself pretending to be a porn star???
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to


    Oh yes, plenty of times before. Even with my husband, Iike you said before, tired, work etc. I just don't anymore. I tell him, I'm tired or whatever and tell him to hurry up LOL
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    Not even just for fun when you're by yourself pretending to be a porn star???

    Only when I'm pretending to be Meg Ryan.

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  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    Not even just for fun when you're by yourself pretending to be a porn star???

    I tried faking it once when I was by myself...but then y husband made me buy a new mattress, cuz apparently squirting is not the same as peeing..who knew..
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    I try not to, but there are times that it's just necessary. My husband called me on it once though. That was embarassing. :blushing: Now I just tell him, "Hey, it's not happening for me tonight."


    That is exactly how I put it, except I add the " you can owe me one"
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    When you're married, work full time, have a young child etc etc etc..it does not happen EVERY time...so what do you do, just lay there until husband's D**** falls off ..or fake it???

    Pretty much that. If I don't get off I don't act like I did. I figure he's going to know either way. Hell, if what he's doing isn't working I don't want to give him the false sense of security that it is . . . he might think it's a good idea next time too.

    He knows I'll get down there and do my job right if he gets down there and does his job right.
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
    I have to agree. Luckily, I don't feel the need to fake it, I can just be honest. I always tell him he owes me one.

    I think this is the best answer. Honestly. As a man, i can live with that, and because i'm me, i would definitely pay my partner back

    My husband likes to TRY to pay my back like an hour later, shoulder tap :laugh:

    So you NEVER faked it...I mean NEVER?? with anybody?
    Im not talking about faking it all the time, cuz whats the point on that.
    But I can not believe that somebody NEVER EVER had to

    Not even just for fun when you're by yourself pretending to be a porn star???

    I tried faking it once when I was by myself...but then y husband made me buy a new mattress, cuz apparently squirting is not the same as peeing..who knew..

    Ya know what really grinds my gears? These porn stars PEEING everywhere and pretending they're squirting! That's not what squirting looks like. Now my boyfriend thinks there is something wrong with me because I don't pee everywhere when we have sex.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I tried faking it once when I was by myself...but then y husband made me buy a new mattress, cuz apparently squirting is not the same as peeing..who knew..
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    LMFAO
  • CountingCaloriesSuxass
    CountingCaloriesSuxass Posts: 387 Member
    When you're married, work full time, have a young child etc etc etc..it does not happen EVERY time...so what do you do, just lay there until husband's D**** falls off ..or fake it???

    Pretty much that. If I don't get off I don't act like I did. I figure he's going to know either way. Hell, if what he's doing isn't working I don't want to give him the false sense of security that it is . . . he might think it's a good ideal next time too.

    He knows I'll get down there and do my job right if he gets down there and does his job right.

    This has nothing to do with him doing it right or wrong..after so many years, changes are you've done it a million times,so its not about him doing it right or wrong.

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