Crossfit -- a dangerous exercise cult

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Crossfit business model

jofjltncb6
jofjltncb6 Posts: 34,415 Member
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1. Open dangerous gyms (without membership contracts).
2. Intentionally lead members to injury (which results in no more membership dues from each injured member).
3. ???
4. Profit!

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  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    I don't see how this could possibly fail.
  • Otterluv
    Otterluv Posts: 9,083 Member
    Well, count me in!
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Why can't they be welcoming and supportive like planet fitness?
  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Where can I join?
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    Why can't they be welcoming and supportive like planet fitness?
    i go to planet fitness.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I wish I had a lunk alarm. I too hate people different than me
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Why can't they be welcoming and supportive like planet fitness?
    i go to planet fitness.
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  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    You forgot the part about posting pictures of your injuries on the internet. This is why the safe, effective classes at your local Y should be preferred to this dangerous cult.

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