11 months...
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Mustang_Susie
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... that's how long I've gone without Aunt Flo and then yesterday...
BAM!
Out of nowhere, with no invitation, she shows up on my doorstep with her bags.
I tried to tell her that I had other plans.
Like a one way ticket to menopause.
She wasn't listening.
I was all excited to go in for my annual next month, have my OB/GYN check my hormone levels and proudly proclaim,
"Congratulations, you're expecting MENOPAUSE!"
She better not show up again for Christmas.
I'll return her.
Sigh... :grumble:
BAM!
Out of nowhere, with no invitation, she shows up on my doorstep with her bags.
I tried to tell her that I had other plans.
Like a one way ticket to menopause.
She wasn't listening.
I was all excited to go in for my annual next month, have my OB/GYN check my hormone levels and proudly proclaim,
"Congratulations, you're expecting MENOPAUSE!"
She better not show up again for Christmas.
I'll return her.
Sigh... :grumble:
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So. Not. Fair.
Hang in there. One day this too shall pass.:flowerforyou:0 -
Just when you think it's all over!0
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My condolences.....:frown:0
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Son of a....
NOT FAIR!!! You should be DONE!0 -
Son of a....
NOT FAIR!!! You should be DONE!
Agreed.
Please talk to my ovaries... 0
