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_SantaClause_
_SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
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1. Hot, but not too hot
2. Funny, but not too funny
3. Must wear yoga pants 24/7
4. Must not offend me...EVER
5. Must give me blow jobs, on demand
6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
7. Must be shorter than me
8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.
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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    :sad:
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear yoga pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    5. Must give me blow jobs, on demand
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.

    I don't understand.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Didn't have to read past the first, GL with your hunt.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    How tall are you, again? I think I fit the bill!
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    HI Santa
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear yoga pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    5. Must give me blow jobs, on demand
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.

    out.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    You *kitten*. Dont edit my posts!
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    reported ;)























    KIDDING.
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Guess I'll be leaving your friend list now. :sad:
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..

    Yeah, there was. It brought all the crazy's out.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..

    And you were wrong!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
    I am good on 5-10.

    But I ain't hot.

    I am way too funny.

    I don't wear yoga pants.

    And I offend everyone. As a matter of fact -

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  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..

    And you were wrong!

    No.

    You're an idiot.
  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    We're already friends so I cannot be expected to follow rules after the fact!
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  • catneon
    catneon Posts: 911 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..

    And you were wrong!
    I need to find that one again there were some great pics in that one
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.

    This woman knows her sammiches


    Marry me
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    wait wait wait...


    Has someone claimed that adding bacon to bread and cheese is STILL a grilled cheese? B/c... that's NOT a grilled cheese anymore.

    There was like a 20 page thread about it..

    And you were wrong!

    No.

    You're an idiot.

    Go back to your Kraft mac n cheese, heathen.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.

    This woman knows her sammiches


    Marry me


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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.

    A sandwich's identity is determined by the ratio of ingredients. If you have more cheese than anything else, it retains its grilled cheese status.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.

    A sandwich's identity is determined by the ratio of ingredients. If you have more cheese than anything else, it retains its grilled cheese status.

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  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    I'm sorry, but a grilled cheese has nothing but cheese and bread.

    You can add bacon, but then it's a bacon cheese sammich.

    You can add ham, but then it's a hot ham sammich.

    You can not slander the good name of grilled cheese with a ****ing tomato, btw. No.



    I apologize for not spending enough time on MFP to have caught that 20 page thread.

    OR

    I apologize for throwing my head into concrete too often and not remembering that 20 page thread.




    Choose your own adventure.

    A sandwich's identity is determined by the ratio of ingredients. If you have more cheese than anything else, it retains its grilled cheese status.

    You couldn't be more wrong on this...
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I am siding with Tyler. I will, however, grant random condiment additions to the grilled cheese. Want some Sriracha or worcestershire or whatever other atrocity they add other than butter. I don't think it's right... but it's still a grilled cheese.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    I am siding with Tyler. I will, however, grant random condiment additions to the grilled cheese. Want some Sriracha or worcestershire or whatever other atrocity they add other than butter. I don't think it's right... but it's still a grilled cheese.

    Oh suddenly your opinion flexes a little? Not so rigid now, are we. :angry:
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I am siding with Tyler. I will, however, grant random condiment additions to the grilled cheese. Want some Sriracha or worcestershire or whatever other atrocity they add other than butter. I don't think it's right... but it's still a grilled cheese.

    Oh suddenly your opinion flexes a little? Not so rigid now, are we. :angry:

    Tomorrow I'll tell you I love grill cheese with tomatoes. ****ing head injuries are AWESOME. I can have different opinions and personalities EVERY SINGLE DAY!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear yoga pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    5. Must give me blow jobs, on demand
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.

    I was good but for the yoga pants. Damn!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear yoga pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    5. Must give me blow jobs, on demand
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.

    I was good but for the yoga pants. Damn!

    It was the not laughing at his small penis that excluded me. :ohwell:
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I an ****ing hilarious!!!:angry:

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