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Looking for friends, but I have a long list of rules...

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  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear running pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.
    11. Must like to go camping and be able to keep your *kitten* mouth SHUT about what happens in the pup tent.

    Looks good to me.

    And anything besides cheese and bread is a paninni. *kitten* tomatoes.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    1. Hot, but not too hot
    2. Funny, but not too funny
    3. Must wear running pants 24/7
    4. Must not offend me...EVER
    6. Must not be already at goal weight, but not at the beginning of your weight loss
    7. Must be shorter than me
    8. Must not laugh at my small penis.
    9. I have lint in my belly button right now, deal with that.
    10. You must believe that grilled cheese is just cheese, and bread.
    11. Must like to go camping and be able to keep your *kitten* mouth SHUT about what happens in the pup tent.

    Looks good to me.

    And anything besides cheese and bread is a paninni. *kitten* tomatoes.
    Wait... Something looks different here. :huh:

    PS-I like camping. :flowerforyou:
  • theepervette
    theepervette Posts: 638 Member
    bwahahaha.. yeah no i don't fit your list dear
  • _SantaClause_
    _SantaClause_ Posts: 215 Member
    bwahahaha.. yeah no i don't fit your list dear

    GET OUT.

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