would you bang a chick

__drmerc__
__drmerc__ Posts: 722 Member
if you knew she would piss your bed after?
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  • Strange_magic
    Strange_magic Posts: 370 Member
    decidedly no!
  • dMonster01
    dMonster01 Posts: 214 Member
    I would let Anson Mount pee on me if I got to bang him after.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    As in not part of the evening of smashing and banging? Like after as in while sleeping? Did she get banged so hard she lost control?
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    Like a squirter?
  • SGM_Adonis
    SGM_Adonis Posts: 1,565 Member
    It's happened once, in the moment I wasn't about to stop.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?

    yes this
  • _Tink_
    _Tink_ Posts: 3,845 Member
    I started to say yes at the title, but then I got to the second part. And yeah, it depends on how good the sex is. But she's cleaning that f*cking mess up herself.
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?

    yes this

    Please refer to the Crazy hot scale and categorize the Pissing as crazy unless you are into that in which case categorize that as hot...Or wait... Im confused
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Please refer to the Crazy hot scale and categorize the Pissing as crazy unless you are into that in which case categorize that as hot...Or wait... Im confused

    Don't get pissed off, Delta, get pissed ON.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    Do I have extra sheets and is there another chick readily available who doesn't piss the bed?

    Wait, never mind, if there are two then I want both
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?

    yes this

    Please refer to the Crazy hot scale and categorize the Pissing as crazy unless you are into that in which case categorize that as hot...Or wait... Im confused

    You and me both :indifferent:
  • Original_Sinner
    Original_Sinner Posts: 180 Member
    Squirting is not peeing, if she's trying to tell you it is.....

    she's just trying to pee on you.
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Yes.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I do a lot of my banging in non-bedroom situations. Why the fu[/i]ck is this girl heading to my house after I have banged her just to piss my bed?

    I'd still bang her, and start locking my doors and windows.
  • mccindy72
    mccindy72 Posts: 7,001 Member
    whose bed is it? Maybe I can just leave afterward? .....
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,855 Member
    Wait. . don't all women do this?. . or is it just the ones I bring home from the bar at 2:30am?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Yes, I would. I have rubber sheets just for this occasion.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Yes, I would. I have rubber sheets just for this occasion.

    How you doin'?
  • Galatea_Stone
    Galatea_Stone Posts: 2,037 Member
    Yes, I would. I have rubber sheets just for this occasion.

    How you doin'?

    I'm kind of spent and a little damp.

    How you doin'?
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    If I was gonna bang a chick, she would have to bring her own waterproof mattress cover. I ain't dealin' with that. One of my roommates used to bang a chick who peed every time. She was hot, so I guess that excused her.
  • shankasaurus
    shankasaurus Posts: 116 Member
    I've heard it's good to pee after sex, helps prevent UTI's or something, but I always thought they meant in a toilet. Guess I've been doing it wrong.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,275 Member
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    what she should get back into life with......\m/
  • NotRailMeat
    NotRailMeat Posts: 509 Member
    It wouldn't bother me at all, I've pee'd my own bed plenty of times... I'm usually drunk and dancing on it at the time which is shortly followed by puking and passing out, but who really cares about the details right?
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    Depends. How hot is she/how good is the sex?

    ^^THIS. A man after my own heart! :flowerforyou:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
    if you knew she would piss your bed after?

    If we started in my bed: probably.

    If we started in hers, but she insisted on giving my Serta a golden shower afterward, probably not.
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Um, no.
  • Do you have a waterproof mattress cover? Yes.

    Then yes... if she's super hot.

    No mattress cover...

    Hell Nah
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Squirting? Crazy hot.

    Pissing in my bed? Well, i've got a mattress protector on mine(because, see above). I'd prefer she use the bathroom, but as long as i have clean, dry sheets to put back on, i guess let 'er rip.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    Uh.

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